Asst. Sports Editor Daniel Gregory

Why fake rivalries stink

Last week, Mason and George Washington University announced the beginning of the Revolutionary Rivalry, in which the two athletic departments will compete in a season-long series across all sports. Each school earns points from victories against the rival school. At the end of the year, the school with the most points earns the Tri-Corner Hat Trophy.

Can you feel the excitement? Does the tradi­tion overwhelm you? Are you brimming with hate for GW? Of course the answer to all of those questions is simple: No.